The most shocking International Joke! But it was real... hehe'
Based on a True Incident
What happened @ Bangalore Airport
Special Report!!!
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Airport Security : What's your Name?
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Passenger : Batman
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Airport Security : Your real name please?
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Passenger : My name is Bat-Man
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Airport Security : Are you trying to be funny? What is your family name?
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Passenger : Superman
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Airport Security handcuffs him & puts him into a locked security room
Then they checked his Passport...
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Sila baca dengan teliti:
“Pakiruan Rapundu Kpratus Amtagul Bukwuru Gratalun Subono”
Tahniah, anda baru sahaja membaca jampi untuk membesarkan lubang jubur sendiri!
Ada seorang raja mempunyai 4 orang isteri… Maria, Bertha, aminah dan Puteri… Bila Baginda memanggil semua isteri isterinya… Baginda menjerit! “Mari, Ber, Am, Put” kah kah kah…
Lawak 3
Sang lalat dan bini lalat pergi merayau rayau mencari makan, mereka masuk ke dalam jamban untuk makan tahi. Bini lalat berkata..
Laki : “ Hish… Jangan cakap benda-benda kotor time makan!”
Lawak 4
You are ABCDEFGHIJK
A – Attractive
B – Brilliant
C – Cute
D – Dazzling
E – Excellent
F – Funny
G – Great
H – Hot
IJK- I Just Kidding
Just want you know that our friendship means a lot to me.. You cry, I cry.. You laugh, I laugh.. you jump out through the window,.. I look down and shout! “wah lau weh! Tingginya... haha… tak guna punya member…
Lawak 5
Anak cina di Tanya…
Atuk apa nama? Quat Ngo Rat
Mama apa nama? Quat Ley Ter
Bapa apa nama? Quat Ray Sing
Abang apa nama? Quat Ley Park
Tuu.. yang depan PC tu? Quat Ken Tut!
HEHE'
Lawak 6
Ada 5 orang adik beradik, nama-nama mereka Pandit, Tatit, Mudit, Hindit, dan Tampit… Bila ibu memanggil ananya sekaligus… Pan! Tat! Mu! Hi! Tam!
Lumrah alam… Bila kita susah, tiada siapa yang nak tolong… Bila kita sepi, tiada siapa yang nak temankan… Bila kita sakit, tiada siapa yang bertandang… Tetapi bila kita kentut… Semua orang pandang!
Lawak 8
I want to share everything with you!
You’re Sadness
You’re Happy Moment
Every single Second of the day…
Let’s Start with…. Your Bank Account!.. Hehe'
